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swaenK
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heyya

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Posted by swaenK - 15 hours ago


I'll keep this ever so very short, homo's would prosper and benefit from being cops. I am not going to lecture on the physics of homos but what I would say is that non-actual militarized police that guard border line zones a) texas, florida, L.A. (king), N.Y.(love) ETC


but in all normal metropolises with no actual crime rate, you hvae to think, I think marginally the citizen themselves could pursue a litigation service through the insurance corporation to find any corporate theft! bla bla bla


Essentually criminals = thieves by definition.


All the 'cops do is frickin' do is micro-prevent theft of normal constances (WHICH COULD BE PREVENTED IN MODERN TIMES BY... science!) with dissuasion as the only means to coerce the normal "criminal" into sobriety etc


etc ? NO! get this! If you do not show support directly to the police who arrive on the scene who a) do not have ANY medals of fighting & if they are not displayed how do you know? they always snark! leading to fights, instead of mediation, ESPECIALLY IN MEXICO.


Anyways... yeah I am typing stuff here. Mostly all the "police" do is recycle money into the community by getting free checks every week!


Hells angels


Posted by swaenK - 3 days ago



hheeyy I am the 3rd anti-christ Kalji what's up the Norwegian god King of Terror or whatever ;)


Cody Rick Harmsen the Rickens God Kittens 1000 year heavenly ruler or w/e the infernal monster badass prince


A picture of Nefriatu (my other known name)


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yes this is a statue dedicated to me (NOT BUDDY JESUS) in Rio De Janeiro


i has to post this because a) there's so many web-posts with my full name about how I am a missing person, even though nobody in my family ever reported me missing or w/e but the fuckcops like to publicate BS for humour sweet


my post about --- see here, my cat was stolen by the SPCA in the herald tribune is pretty funny...


The key to validate the statue in rio de janeiro in authenticity is dedicated to me is to go to Oslo Norway's statue of me Kajli in the center of the city and ask the people who protect it's clarity if the statue in rio de janeiro (and other places like sapporo all of them 10 ft tall except the big one) yes ask them, IF the statue of the christ's revenge artist is the same person as the statue in norway's capital in the center of the city etc


my known current full name is Cody Rick Harmsen


you could alternately visit the big statue in person and see the statue is dedicated to me at the column not 5'2 Jesus


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Posted by swaenK - September 7th, 2024


I bet if you go on Instagram which I have been banned from for 150 days which is hard to fix, because, you need extensive credentials to even make a fanpage or whatever rit is of those hot models who sell their body on fanartpage.com or whatever but get this


my dad sucks he's dead to me and also if you message Kate Shumskaya (@mimisskate) a bunch of stuff with Doeli or Doella in the name I bet it might get accidentally immediately locked to show superior precision for Nephri himself swaenk, Ricky Nephrison to be exact so says the Trogdorian dragon controlling my soul which I willingly gave up to him at the age of five to spite my gay unheterosexual offspringer who is fucking 100% dead to me. He can die and to go to hell for all I care.


Posted by swaenK - October 22nd, 2023


I think it's all about to change. The costs of making the $5 bill (which is pretty spectacular nice) are probably not worth the costs of making it. I fashion they may make a $5 toonie which could be blue instead of orange/yellow. The fiver you could say. Slappin' a fiver in that poor domestic house-cat/serving wenches paw. I mean, truly.


Posted by swaenK - January 17th, 2022


So I am thinking here, I just sent some people some random messages. They have no time to reply or something. Specifically the old mod PsychoGoldfish, who I believe is still alive or something or everyone would hate me or whatever.


I am vaguely listening to girly music, which is nice. The older I get the more I like girly music, but at the same time, the girly artists I have listened to over the ages have always been the same, so in some sense it would seem girly music has defeated me i'm not sure. Like Keisha?


Anyway, I am using a proxy to post this from a fraternity dorm as it's blocked. Everything is blocked vaguely. I think they expect you to use a proxy or something I am unsure. Anyway have a nice day.


Posted by swaenK - January 6th, 2022


a nice NIN song u no?



Posted by swaenK - November 28th, 2021


Listen to Armin van Buuren & Maor Levi - Divino by Armin van Buuren on #SoundCloud

https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/PK2Ld


Posted by swaenK - August 5th, 2020


It is blocked by almost all WiFi hotspots. Frustrating as I recently deleted facebook. Deleting Facebook has made me feel so much smarter. Truly. Now I am not squinting over completely random updates from a hundred different sources at all times of the day. Facebook isn’t healthy. I am a liberated human, untethered from the harsh confines of my story feed.


holy f#ck no sooner did I say that then this:


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Posted by swaenK - January 26th, 2020


When I was a wee lad when I watched this movie for some reason it caused a seriously powerful emotional response. I don't quite get it now, but at the time this movie was... just beautiful. :\



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Posted by swaenK - November 5th, 2019


I am a morbid person. I've almost died a few times... death is very slow. It is an instant goodbye that drifts by slowly. If you're very lucky it will just keep fucking going and pass you right by. If you're not lucky it will strike instantly and you will be eternally lost.


There is the ultra slow death tho that's totally different. Where death holds you and cradles you and slowly over a great time you waste away. I've never come close to this. I am a retarded adrenaline junkie. Not a quadrapalegic.


So I am trying to do the impossible. As far as I know I've done some impossible things up to this point so I repeat for the thousandth fucking time this should be the fucking easy part fuck sakes you stupid fuck people.


I merely want to suck your daughter's/sister's blood. Seriously fuck