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Posted by swaenK - 2 weeks ago


I am thinking of killing myself out of spite because this world doesn't exactly feel as if it's mine, as if I am too good for her.


TRUTH IS, I wouldn't normally kill myself except It's getting to the point where I am going to be proven alone or not.


If I am truly proven alone, all my dates are irregularly wrong, and not correct, if it's proven true that you think all my humble requests are just jests.


I plan to carry on with a wizardistically fun and happy date, I am going to end it all before too late.


I hate everybody I have always wanted to be army, but then it turns out I am not so much army. It turns out I have the most in the world, a devil dragon painlock that would make normal men's toes curl.


This means I am not happy because my souls dream didn't come true. My permanent ascension to heaven didn't happen because I no longer care for or about any of you...


So soon I plan to end it, but on this whitty note you might laugh. Not because I am sick and tired, but because I want you all to pay in the end.


(Literally if things don't start going my way soon and I am not sure why they aren't I merely want like $5 that would mean you losers who use me like I am a tool can go waste away in some grotto in hell somewhere after I am dead)


Posted by swaenK - October 22nd, 2023


I think it's all about to change. The costs of making the $5 bill (which is pretty spectacular nice) are probably not worth the costs of making it. I fashion they may make a $5 toonie which could be blue instead of orange/yellow. The fiver you could say. Slappin' a fiver in that poor domestic house-cat/serving wenches paw. I mean, truly.


Posted by swaenK - October 12th, 2023


why is it that I am so better than you but you always act like you don't like me? Especially super-shitty-pants-people...


I ALWAYS act so nice to people ie: forward/friendly/hospitable, yet everybody I meet always acts like they're above my rationality. You do know you have the legal right to quit at all times? Maybe you could all try being like slightly tall Isaac from time to time or even Kane bone without changing your face. Especially vikay.


Posted by swaenK - January 17th, 2022


So I am thinking here, I just sent some people some random messages. They have no time to reply or something. Specifically the old mod PsychoGoldfish, who I believe is still alive or something or everyone would hate me or whatever.


I am vaguely listening to girly music, which is nice. The older I get the more I like girly music, but at the same time, the girly artists I have listened to over the ages have always been the same, so in some sense it would seem girly music has defeated me i'm not sure. Like Keisha?


Anyway, I am using a proxy to post this from a fraternity dorm as it's blocked. Everything is blocked vaguely. I think they expect you to use a proxy or something I am unsure. Anyway have a nice day.


Posted by swaenK - January 6th, 2022


a nice NIN song u no?



Posted by swaenK - November 28th, 2021


Listen to Armin van Buuren & Maor Levi - Divino by Armin van Buuren on #SoundCloud

https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/PK2Ld


Posted by swaenK - February 12th, 2021


this scumbag i worked with who thinks he is tough shit ripped me off super hard at work and knocked me off the roof while I was trying to set the roof package when it was being lifted onto the house. He did it because he needed to prove that he is the toughest smartest guy in town.


What he did wasn't very smart. It was cruel and mean and he has to pay literally. I told him he is gonna pay this weekend or else.


He has quit replying. He's playing dead. I warned him that there will be some bombs going off in Indian restaurants shortly if I don't get my money. They've been warned. Kind of like when Sally stopped short and was trying to screw me. My back pain is horrible not to mention my mental depression from his constant ugly attacks.


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Posted by swaenK - January 10th, 2021


ballzinga I'm waiting on some terrible east Indian to pay me the money he owes me in full and he's hiding it out trying to avoid responsibility. So what I've done is... I've corralled everyone I know into eating beef on the regular. Specifically in the neighborhood he lives in cuz east indians revere cows and this will send him a serious message that I have peeps in my corner and we aren't going to take his selfishness lightly. Burger King, Wendy's, Arby's, I've convinced people to even get their dogs in on this massacre. The higher ups, the big wigs in the commercial sector will hear about this when they see all their cows disappear and likely lend a helping hand in making this dirty man have a hard time sleeping at night...


In other news I bought another cheap ass Samsung and I'm happy with er. She is light and fresh. Cozy and comfy, simple and efficient. I mean its not as organized as my old iPhone but it's cheap and happy


Posted by swaenK - August 5th, 2020


It is blocked by almost all WiFi hotspots. Frustrating as I recently deleted facebook. Deleting Facebook has made me feel so much smarter. Truly. Now I am not squinting over completely random updates from a hundred different sources at all times of the day. Facebook isn’t healthy. I am a liberated human, untethered from the harsh confines of my story feed.


holy f#ck no sooner did I say that then this:


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Posted by swaenK - January 26th, 2020


When I was a wee lad when I watched this movie for some reason it caused a seriously powerful emotional response. I don't quite get it now, but at the time this movie was... just beautiful. :\



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