Hey, it's been a while since I have posted anything, because I have been in jail. That's right, I just spent 2 years incarcerated for crimes I am 100% innocent of. 

Allegedly I stabbed somebody, and it certainly was a weird incident, but what went down in the court room was entirely different from what actually happened. The events aren't even slightly similar, they're a mockery of what actually happened. A mockery isn't even a close comparison, they are a disgusting insult to what actually happened. 

What actually happened is that I am a huge hero who risked his life in order to save people, and in the process the government was given a court case that was too fucking unusual to be able to proceed normally with. 

But why the conviction? Why? That's a good fucking question because I want to be in the military and this will forever fuck that over. About the only thing I would ever be good at really; but, they did it because once you're incarcerated nobody gets out unscathed. Suspectively though I can beat this all in appeal, and this is the governments way of fucking with my head, and one day when this is all beaten and this travesty of a conviction is in my past I will laugh harder than when I watched Beebo cartoons when I was 12. Someone will have to pay for this insult, surely. 

That said I am sick, sick as a dog. I have had this cold for a solid two weeks. Why? Sinus congestion leading to a permanent head cold where my energy is depleted and I don't feel good. How sweet it would be to have endless energy, never be sick and always have the power to be on the go, fast/awesome/better all around, but unfortunately that's not the case I just spent 2 years in fucking jail and I am prone to illness.

I developed something called "diptheria" albeit a very mild version while incarcerated. It wasn't as severe as POWs and whatever the fuck else but I got a chronic throat infection from a weakening of my mucus wall/whatever. Drinking soy milk is what very much aggravated it. I was on a no dairy diet as I am partially allergic to milk (protein shakes are very hard on me and about the only thing I can't consume frequently) and I was given soy milk as a substitute. It cut the fucking shit out of my throat, along with anything sugary. Raw-white sugar related products obliterated my throat. My ability to tollerate them on my 1000 calorie a day diet was diminished. I didn't get much canteen as my family is a bunch of a-holes. I literally went into shock where I would hyperventilate for extended periods of time because I was so hungry. 

Basically, I was so hungry, I wouldn't be able to fall asleep until midnight. At which point I would have some weird horrendous nightmare, and I would wake up at about 3 am and I wouldn't fall back asleep. Then, at about 5 am the hyperventilating would start. The hyperventilating wouldn't stop until after supper around 8 pm. It was horrible. Now, this isn't some North Korean concentration camp, but yeah, I was hungry because I didn't get canteen. Now if you have canteen it's not bad. I eventually got moderate amounts of canteen ($30 /day) because I had $500 stored away somewhere, and eventually my mom dished out cash. 

Soooooo I got this permanent bacteria culture in the back of my throat. Except it's like a super-powerful bacteria strain that will not go away no matter how much you brush/gargle/whatever. It's just stuck back there, living in the holes of your throat that were cut open by soy-milk and sugar. Now, I have such bad breath nobody will want to be around me, annnnd yeah, it's gross. Eventually I figured out I had to gargle and this problem was kind of dealt with. It's funny when you brush 3 times a day and you still wake up with a horrendously gross bad breath. That would surely be how you get super-mouth rot. Combine that with a crystal meth addiction, and I mean, yeah you're gonna lose all your teeth. 

So fast forward to when I have been released from jail, regularly gargling for 6 months and still if I quit brushing my teeth/gargling this horrible throat infection will come back. But recently my dreams had this fantastic idea to do crystal meth! Woah, genius! sweet. It wasn't actually a horrible time, because I have done enough drugs now to find out which drugs are worth doing and which aren't. I'll test the product before I buy from a random dealer and if I like it I'll buy some. The first night I got some really powerful stuff, I was wired. The next day after running out as I didn't buy much the first night I went back downtown to score again and I got some weaker stuff. I stupidly didn't sample from my first dealer I ran into and I got some super-weak ass shit that didn't do anything so I had to buy even more shitty meth in order to get my fix. Needless to say I have lots of left over meth sitting somewhere. 

Anyway, bla bla bla did some meth, had an OK time, except crystal meth when you snort it fucks up your nose. This can actually be a fun aspect of it, the burn after you do a line. Except my sinus congestion... Now I enjoy snorting, I snort coke on the semi-regular, except coke doesn't bother your sinuses. I never get congestion unless it's shitty coke. Shitty coke will bung up your sinuses in minutes and that's a fast way to know it's garbage coke. 

Anyway x2, so now you can kind of figure out why I am sick. I have this horrible sinus infection that won't go away, and it's been sitting here for two weeks. I am tired, I have a headache. I am coughing all the time. My throats sore, I am stuffy. I can barely taste anything. It's dumb as fuck. 

Now, here is kind of why I am writing this post. So last night my oh so amazing dreams (i have ESP, it's not a maybe, it's a 9001% I have ESP) wanted me to go on a bike ride to look for trouble. As if my spider-senses were tingling and if I went on some dumb bike ride into the downtown area randomly I would of found somebody doing something bad, and all I would have to do is call 911 with my fancy portable phone, or help the individual beat that person w/e. 

EXCEPT IM SICK AND TIRED. So sadly I wasn't able to get up in the middle of the night because I was so tired and sick in order to perform some random christmas miracle where somebody wouldn't of been as jewed over as they were likely had I been there. Sorry! Whatever dumb shit happened 2 weekends ago, has to be good enough [if anything I don't know]. 

Hey stupid dreams! If you're so ESP why the fuck didn't you just get me to go to bed early? IDK. 

Now if I wasn't so sick and tired all the time from all of the worlds bullshit [ENDLESS] I would be much happier/stronger/able to respond better. 

I guess, because I am such a failure, beause I didn't save the day, I am going to go to hell ;( 

Oh the horror, having, to be stuck down there, a zombie, eating flesh to live, etc. 

[zombies are sweet]

Also, yeah, uhhhhhhhhhh, if the government ever does to you, what they did to me, BE VERY PATIENT. I was innocent so I wanted out as fast as I could to get on with my life. Also, don't be poor like me and hire a fancy lawyer. 

What happened to me was GAY AS FUCK. and I gays are OK for the most part, they're nice, or whatever. 

I demand retribution.