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2015-09-24 13:48:03 by swaenK

I logged into a girls computer once. A really nice girl, who was normal. She was a luddite, very annoying to argue with. It did a weird thing after the login where the page went to a different webpage than it was suppose to go to, like an edited, dark web duplicate of the original. Never seen anything like it. It was fairly well made, as good as the original but different in the design. There was absolutely nothing to of let me believe there was something unusual about this page.

It turned out she was an evil bitch and I think she drugged my alcohol beacuse I couldn't move my body and when I was removed from her house her friend had sex with my girlfriend. Rapist NDP.

Further I had a dream once where I was said to be murdered and my friend was to be murdered too. He said I might get away but he was probably done in because he had no where to go. Fact, on said night in question I seen a weird shooting star. I started walking in the opposite direction I was going straight into the bush. UPON ARRIVING HOME 4 HOURS LATER AS I GOT LOST, it was all over the news.

Hopefully is everyone is just okay and etc. >:(

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